In the future, all musicians will have box-cuts, thin goatees, and gold accessories

I must commend the African American community for constantly and consistently beaming humanity to the future musically. First the rock n' roll. Then the r n' b. Now, the rap n' yo. Furthermore, African Americans appear to be far superior beings, as they are impervious to skin wrinkling, a scientific fact proven through the "black don't crack" theorem.

In the year 1990, an African American musical protocol grouping by the name of Guy released a systematic grouping of songs that encapsulates the future (!) of music. So sure were they that this systematic grouping, or album, was indeed the future (!) that these superior humanoids entitled it The Future. Judging by the precedents of musical history, one can infer that the Black Mountain musical playing vessels in fact stole this musical future for their non-African American humanoid fanbase in order to claim superiority, done so on their album In The Future.

As the truly superior humanoid vessels in Guy proved through utilization of the "black don't crack" theorem, the future was perfected in 1990. All subsequent arrivals in the future are disingenuous and should be punished by means including but not limited to: lasers (beeoooommmm), Cirque de Soliel. When the final days of elapsed time are upon us, the various humanoid vessels will rise up and challenge one another for superiority. It is the African American musical protocol grouping Guy that will conquer all and do so by means of but not limited to the following: on the floor dance moves, 5 lb. steak-eating competition, singing about "getting with" the ominous "you," brightly coloured leather jackets.