Could this be the future of vision-correcting spectacles? Will all those future humanoids with flawed vision have metallic silver futurenips? In order to answer this question I must first clear my throat. Ghraaazhaghhgh. THE ANSWER IS INVARIABLY YES. For, as you may be aware by now, I currently reside in the future and can succinctly answer all inquiries related to products and sexual acts pertaining to and included within it. "It" being the FUTURE!Yes, the future of eyeglasses includes but is not limited to: reflective silver wraparound design interface, Lady Gaga hair and futurenip-enhancing torso blouse, unnecessary spandex Griptech brand gloves, optional mandatory headphones attachment that incessantly plays mashups of "classic" past songs with futuristic Lady Gaga songs, such as "Stairway to Poker Face" and "American Pieparazzi." Furthermore, all of those with poor vision will be required to make sexually suggestive gestures with their mouths, so as to entice those of us with perfect vision into considering a course of action that involves stripping them of their glasses and having them do terrible, terrible things in the dark.
