In relation to previous post 1.0, as a means to combat the technology that will profile potential terrorists using biometric data and retina scans, all suicide bombers will be replaced by robots henceforth as of (insert future! date).
This is a fact, as according to the opinion of renowned Sheffield University learning institution and programming module Professor of Robotics and Artificial Intelligence humanoid Noel Sharkey.
The simple flipping of a technology switch by humanoid Radical Islamic leaders in their hidden cave dwellings will activate the robotic bombers who will then reach the target area by means including but not limited to the following: teleportation, rocket-assisted flight, FedEx, Megabus discounted fare.
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