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In the future, amazement will be accomplished by means of Crannaise

In the past, the superior flavours of mayonnaise and cranberries were separate entities. However, thanks to flavourologist Duane A. Schweitz, these two agents of flavour will join forces for a glorious future of spreadable goodness and overwhelming deliciousity. Only those humanoids with the resilience to survive the iPod uprising that will initiate the revolutionary push towards the future will be adequately equipped to ingest Crannaise. The ingestible scenarios in which these superior humanoids will be privy to enjoy Crannaise include but are not limited to: on sandwiches, in salads, in the shower, atop a loved one, as a dip. As well, due to the iPod uprising, all forms of dancing will be done so atop a colourful background as a silhouette whilst current popular indie rock and roll music song is played. The perfect future party will involve snacks accompanied by Crannaise and this type of silhouetted dancing.

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