In the future, hard-ons will lead us through the sky

Yes past-dwelling humanoids, this is the future of transportation. Here in the future, those in the upper and middle classes all own aerial motor cars. The most popular model, as pictured above, is manufactured by General Fiat-Chrysleryundai Motors, who primarily employs Mexican labourbots. The top of the line Erector model is pictured as it transports two dainty ladies about town—3000 feet in the air! The Erector comes equipped with Phallic Guidance Technology. A humanoid must simply enter the co-ordinates of a destination into the PGT mainframe by means including but not limited to: colouring in the specific bubbles using a #2 pencil on a hole-punched 2" x 6" piece of cardstock, insert said piece of cardstock into the cardstock collection conveyor belt, flip the PGT technology switch (it is tantamount that you utilize the PGT technology switch holster, otherwise the switch will flail uncontrollably from the on to off position repeatedly, leading to the eventual implosion of the entire PGT mainframe), feeding the PGT mainframe precisely 4 slices of moist smoked smeat through its FeedSpout™ (the better quality meat used, the better the mileage of your aerial motor car). Although much debate has come about in recent future years as to the sustainability of aerial motor cars and General Fiat-Chrysleryundai Motors has begun to develop a hybrid version whose PGT mainframe can be fed soy-based meat substitute products, one cannot deny that it is the most luxurious and efficient manner of travel.