Behold the bathroom of the future, sponsored by Sony Playstation. Yes, here in the future, bathrooms make poor use of space, but no matter you congested scoundrels of the past, we have an abundance of space due to generations of sterilization by means of Blackberry ownership. Unlike the majority of bathrooms in the futile past, the bathroom of the future comes equipped with a laptop computer ledge on which to rest your laptop computer. In archaic bathrooms the space for this ledge was occupied by a urine and excrement depository water-flow bowl, but no longer! These urine and excrement depositories have been outlawed by the Intergalactic Senate after far too many HTC Blackberry-style cellular modular devices were found clogged within the interconnected sewage subsystem, causing mass backups. This then forced humanoids to release excess urine and excrement from window cills. This in turn caused a massive boom for the umbrella industry and soon an umbrella-based economy was the cornerstone of all successful nations. Gradually, umbrella companies throughout the galaxy began to amalgamate until eventually one all-powerful umbrella company remained, Umbrellco, which was so powerful that it rivaled the Intergalactic Senate itself. Soon a war was waged between Umbrellco's standing army and the Intergalactic Senate's sexy killbots (with laser beam nipples! beeeooommm!) until a truce was reached based on conditions including but not limited to: Umbrellco being the exclusive umbrella supplier to humanity, Umbrellco becoming a recognized political party in the Intergalactic Senate, a new galactic statutory holiday honoring those humanoid lives lost in the attempted Blackberry coup several years prior.
The bathroom of the future also features not one but TWO flat screen monitors and a roll of toilet paper beside the laptop computer ledge in case your laptop computer leaks excess RAM.
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